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Melissa has writing samples available on request:

• a half-hour pilot that’s like I Love LA but for gay losers

• a kid’s animated half-hour pilot about a girl who’s psychic with her cat

• a workplace sitcom (half-hour pilot) based on her experiences as a software engineer at Google, in which a scammer has to fake his coding job without anyone noticing, but as the only white guy with social skills on his team, he keeps getting promoted

She has to give out 150 in a shift so please don’t hesitate to ask for one.